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Dating 101

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Cheap dates that don’t seem cheap

When going on a date with a girl, it’s a good idea to try not to look cheap. Don’t bust out your coupon book while she’s sitting right next to you! Although we understand times are tough, try to show us a good time anyways! There are some innovating ideas for dates that won’t cost you an arm and a leg.

  • Ice blocking: Go to the grocery store, buy a block of ice. Find a place with a grassy hill, and slide down the hill on the ice block! This is a lot of fun! It makes you look spontaneous and will be romantic for you and the girl! Preferably, do this at night. This will cost you practically nothing.
  • Hiking: Hiking up a mountain or to a cool spot is always fun, and you can get exercise out of the way for a day. Hell, bring a blanket and some food and turn it into a picnic! Offer to do all the carrying, though, of course.
  • Drive-in movie: This is only about seven dollars a person, you get privacy, AND two movies! What more can you ask? Bring a bottle of wine! But don’t drink and drive, of course.

Money doesn’t always have to be an issue, and if you don’t have any, there’s always creative ways to take a girl out.